Beer Goggles For Everyone:

Beer has been letting ugly people, like me, have sex for centuries. You know what I am talking about, we have all been there one time or another.

Those Lovely Goggles:Beer Goggles

Most of you know exactly what I am talking about, but some of you younger one may not. So, I am going to attempt to fill you in. Beer googles is reference to when we have had too much to drink. Then the person who you normally would not go home with, suddenly become the most attractive person on the planet.

Drinking beer, or alcohol in general makes us feel invincible. It also distorts our vision. We feel happy as well, unless of course you are a mean drunk. And when we feel happy, that not so good-looking person sitting next to us at the bar, all of a sudden becomes Bo Derrick or whatever super model you fantasize about. We end up in bed with and do not even realize it until the next morning.

The Next Morning:

This is where things start to become interesting. When wake up the next morning and do not realize something happened until you roll over, and there is someone laying next to you. And, the very first words out of your mouth, is what the hell did I do. This does not apply to just men, this happens to women as well. Ther is however, some good news. There has been a lot of marriages take place because of this phenomenon. I know, it sounds impossible, but it is true. Think about it for a second.

You went out the night before, had a few to many beers and went home and had sex with someone. You did not plan on any of this happening. But you had sex, what can happen when you have sex. Especially when we are drunk, we forget the all important condom. The next thing you know someone is pregnant. This is something that happens all the time. Now you know what beer googles are. And, why I say beer has helped ugly people have sex for centuries.Pregnant Woman

Doing The Right Thing:

Do I have your attention now? Good, because now comes the harsh realality. You yourself ( a woman) or you ( a man ) got pregnant. You did not want this to happen, but it did, and now you need to deal with the situation. Ultimately this is the woman’s decision. After, all it is her body that carrying another human being inside of her. You are the man and should take responsibility for knocking her up.

In general, this usually means getting married. So, the two of you need to decide if that is what you want to do. There are of course other ways to deal with the situation. Like abortion, but I do not condone this act. There is also joint custody, and you as the man should help out financially, but, if you ask me, the best way to deal with this is to get married. A lot of couples have started out this way, and made it work for a lifetime. I have always believed that it was meant to be, it is going to happen. And, most times it turns out to be a wonderful situation.

Making It work:

Now, just because you went home with someone that normally you would not have, does not mean that this person is ugly. Every single person in this world has some kind of beauty about them. This person may not be a super model, but is special in some other way. I am willing to bet, that this person is not as unattractive as you first thought. Maybe, there was some other reason you had for not getting with this person in the past. It is my belief that we should take the time to get to know one another. No matter what we think about them, everyone of us has been put on this earth for one purpose or another. Regardless of the color of skin, or what religion we practice, we all came from One creator. I believe that everyone of us should do our best to get along with one another. So what, you got someone pregnant it is not the end of the world. Maybe, just maybe it is the beginning of the world.Getting Married

In today’s time, it is more important then ever to try to get along with our neighbors. Regardless of the color of their skin, or the religion that they practice. In one way or another we are all the same. If we bleed, we bleed the same color red. So get rid of the hate that’s in your heart, and let love in. Maybe, we should all drink more beer, and wear those damn’d old beer goggles. We become better people with them on. Beer goggles for everyone. All of us beautiful people drink more beer, and enjoy life for a change.

I would like to know if any of you have encountered this situation in your life. If you have, please, let me know. I would like to know how it all worked out for you. I would greatly appreciate it. So, do not be shy, leave me a comment below. I reply to everyone, good and not so good. Go ahead, I have broad shoulders, I can take it.

Have A Great Day:

Today I talked about beer goggles for everyone. And what they are. And the fact that beer has helped ugly people have sex for thousands of years. Think about it, this may be how you ended up being here on God’s green earth. More then likely you did come from an unexpected or unplanned pregnancy. Perhaps, the consumption of beer or some other alcohol contributed to your parents getting together in the beginning. I am willing to bet, that if you went and asked dear old mom and dad, they more then likely met at a party, or at a bar on a night out with some friends.

As always, drink responsibly, and please don’t drink and drive.

sincerely: John D.

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