Al Alcohol has been used for centuries to get people to loosen up a little bit. It helps some of us to let go of our inhibitions, if you know what I’m talking about. You probably know exactly what I am saying, alcohol helps us ugly people have sex, and has been doing so for a long, long, time. To help you out with this long standing tradition, I have a few cocktails with this theme, that I am going to share with you today.plus just to sweeten the deal cor you, I am going to throw in a little sale for this weekend. So, starting today, and ending on Sunday Am going to give you a gift. You will receive an $8.00 discount on any our has of $30.00 or more. This promotion is for new customers only. All you have to do is click the link and use the code that I provide cor you. Good deal isn’t it? So, here is the code as well as the link. GIFT8. That is it, use this link to get the alcohol, and the code word to get the discount.
Kiss On The Lips:
1) 1 1/2 ounces of peach schnapps
2) 5 ounces of mango daiquiri or Margherita mix
3) 1/2 an ounce of grenadine
4) 1 ounce of ginger ale
5) 1 orange slice
To Make; Pour the peach schnapps, mango mix, and some ice into a blender. Blend until mixture is smooth. Pour the grenadine into the bottom of a hurricane glass. Pour in the mixture from the blender. Top off withe ginger ale, and garnish with the slice of orange. Serve and enjoy.
It’s Two Am And You’re Still Ugly:
This just means you have not drank enough, or the person you are looking at fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.
1) 1 ounce of Vodka any will work fine.
2) 1/2 an ounce of Midori melon liqueur
3) 4 ounces of red cranberry juice
4) 1 melon ball
To Make; Fill a rocks glass with ice cubes. Add the Vodka, Melon liqueur, and the cranberry juice to the glass. Garnish with a melon ball. Stir to combine the ingredients. Serve and enjoy. With the low amount of alcohol in this cocktail, you can see why they are still ugly.
1) 1 1/2 ounces of Blue Curacao
2) 1 ounce of Vodka
3) 5 ounce of orange juice
4) 1 ounce of 7up
5) 1 orange slice
To Make; Fill a highball glass with some ice. Add the orange juice and the blue Curacao into a cocktail shaker, and shake vigorously for 5- 10 seconds. Pour the mixture into the glass, top off with the 7up. And garnish with the orange slice. Serve and enjoy.
Bend Over Shirley:
1) 11/2 ounces of Raspberry Vodka
2) 4 ounces of lemon lime soda
3) 3/4 ounce of grenadine
4) 1 Maraschino cherry
To Make; Fill a Collins glass with some ice cubes. Add the Raspberry Vodka, grenadine, and the lemon lime soda. Lightly stir to combine the ingredients. Then garnish with the Maraschino cherry.
Tie Me To The Bedpost:
1) 1 ounce of Vodka
2) 1 ounce of Amaretto
3) 1 ounce of Southern Comfort
4) 2 ounces of orange juice
5) 1 ounce of Grenadine
To Make; Add some ice to a rocks glass. Pour all the ingredients into a cocktail shaker. Shake for 10 seconds. Pour the mixture into the ice filled rocks glass. And garnish with a Maraschino cherry, and serve with a straw.
Between The Sheets:
1) 3/4 of an ounce of Brandy
2) 3/4 of an ounce of triple sec
3) 3/4 of an ounce of light rum
4) 4 ounces of a sour mix
To Make; Add all ingredients into a cocktail shaker, and shake to combine. Pour the mixture into a cocktail glass with some ice serve and enjoy. Ps. Share with someone special and maybe you will end up between the sheets. Good luck.
Sex In The Woods:
This was always an old stand by for me, you could always count on the trusty woods to have sex. So, it’s only right that we have a cocktail named for it.
1) 1 ounce of vodka
2) 1/2 ounce of Kahlua
3) 1/2 an ounce of Amaretto
4) 6 ounces of pineapple juice
5) 1 pineapple wedge
To Make; Fill a cocktail shaker with some ice. Add the vodka, Kahlua, Amaretto, and pineapple juice to the shaker. Shake until well mixed. Pour the mixture into a cocktail glass, and garnish with a wedge of fresh pineapple. Serve and enjoy.
This all that I have for you this time around. I hope that you find something here to enjoy. And as always if you do give any of these cocktails a try, please let me know how they were for you. Did they help you to get some hot sex with someone you love, or just met? I would love to hear from you.
Don’t forget that all the alcohol listed for these cocktails can be purchased on here. You just have to click on the link at the top of the article. Plus if you use the code GIFT8 at checkout, you can save $8.00. Consider it my Christmas gift to all of you my loyal readers. This will.most likely be the last sale before Santa comes to visit. This year Santa wants some holiday spirits, not cookies and milk.
Remember to drink responsibly, and never drink and drive. The life you save may very well be your own. Sincerely; your friend John D.
I want to wish you and all your loved ones a safe and happy holiday. No matter what you celebrate, please be careful. I want to see you back here after the holiday is over. So, please whatever you decide to do this year, please do it carefully. Have a blessed weekend my friends.